Why You Hate Sealant™: And Why Your Tire Hates You More
🩸 by Dr. Grit™ – Unlicensed, Unfiltered, Unafraid
Let’s cut the crap.
If you’ve ever sworn off tubeless tires, you probably had a flat at the worst time — maybe 9 miles into a 50K when your rear tire turned into a flop-flop of regret.
You blamed the sealant.
But I’m here to tell you:
It wasn’t the sealant. It was you.
💥 What You Think Happened:
"I ran tubeless once. It failed. Sealant sucks."
🧠 What Actually Happened:
- You didn’t top it off in 3 months.
- It turned to crusty booger goo.
- You rode into a thorn, said a prayer, and got punished by the gods of neglect.
🥇 Dr. Grit’s Sealant Winners Circle:
| Rider Type | Best Sealant | Why You’ll Thank Me |
|---|---|---|
| Racers (Gravel Worlds) | Silca Super Sealant™ | Seals fast, rolls faster, won’t flake under pressure |
| Everyday Gravel Grinders | Orange Seal Endurance | Durable, reliable, heat-resistant |
| Budget-Friendly / Backup | Stan’s NoTubes | Okay for short-term, but don’t skip top-offs |
| People I Can’t Help | Finish Line | Just carry a tube and pray |
🔧 Dr. Grit’s Foolproof System™
The Gray Marker Gospel™:
- Shake that sealant like it owes you money.
- Pour in the right dose (no more, no less).
- Write your next Top-Off Date on the sidewall in gray Sharpie.
- Stop wondering “Did I do it recently?”
- Ride like a person who has their sh*t together.
🧼 Final Truth from the Grit Pit
Sealant isn’t your enemy.
Neglect is.
Prep your tires like you prep your nutrition: on purpose, and without drama.
🩸 Signed,
– Dr. Grit™
Tire Whisperer. Latex Purist. Defender of Rolling Integrity.
🛡️ Legal + IP Stuff:
- Why You Hate Sealant™, Dr. Grit™, The Gray Marker Gospel™, and Foolproof System™ are original trademarked content created by Amanda Duling under the One Gear Short of Normal™ brand.
- These concepts may be used in educational, satirical, and commercial content. Reproduction without attribution is not just rude — it’s legally questionable.
- All product names and brands are the property of their respective owners. This post is not affiliated with or endorsed by any sealant manufacturer. It is intended for educational and entertainment purposes under fair use.
- While these are considered non-toxic, all sealants should still be kept away from children and animals. Accidental ingestion or direct skin/eye contact can still be harmful.
References:
• Manufacturer safety data sheets
• AVMA – Propylene glycol toxicity in cats
• Product ingredient disclosures
- While these are considered non-toxic, all sealants should still be kept away from children and animals. Accidental ingestion or direct skin/eye contact can still be harmful.
Disclaimer: This content is for informational purposes only and is not intended to diagnose, treat, or provide medical advice. Always consult with your licensed healthcare provider before making changes to your training, equipment, or race-day plan. Amanda Duling is not a licensed medical professional. Participation in any program, guide, or suggestion is voluntary and at your own risk.
